1. While making tea or coffee make the sound of a perculator.
2. When people shake your hand smell it afterwards.
3. Grin and laugh everytime you go into the toilet.
4. Get a bell for your desk and ring it once everytime you start work, twice for tea breaks.
5. Put a baby carrot shaped like a fish in a bowl stir and and name your new pet.
6. When people ask you the date look at a picture of a duvet cover from a catalouge cut out and pinned on your wall, then tell them including tog size.
7. Tell your boss you are happy with your job (okay too wierd).
8. include 3 XXX in your email address and take fake phone calls where you tell them its extra if you want me to make goat sounds.
9. If your a woman ask a male collegue to make you a drink.
10. Smile.
Will
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