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“) From the “you could not make it up” file. From Ananova:
Shoplifter caught with frozen drumstick in his pants
A shoplifter who stuffed a frozen chicken drumstick down his underpants was caught because he couldn’t stop hopping around.
A cashier spotted the 25-year-old man moving around and repeatedly touching his groin as he queued for tills at a supermarket in Saronno, Italy.
She called a security officer and the man immediately admitted he had stuffed some frozen food down the front of his pants, Il Nuovo website reports.
The man said he had been unable to keep still because the frozen drumstick was giving him pain. He was handed over to the police who charged him with theft.
Story filed: 12:03 Wednesday 27th November 2002
£) Slag Off An Anonymous Note©
In my Bomb Iraq song entry:
The word is “you’re”.
Oh, I do apologise. I should be tortured, shot through the penis, hung till nearly dead, drawn and quartered. As I am obviously the only person on OD who spells things wrongly.
Fucking moron.
$) About the Two Towers review linked to in this entry There is a suggestion that the review is fake. I apologise. But I got the link from Aint It Cool News.
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And here is the lastest poster:
^) Toodlies.
&) Will
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