Well, it my 700th entry. So it is time, once again, for me to answer your questions.
Peter_24601 asked:
1) Are you an Elvis or Beatles kind of person?
Beatles. Definately. Don’t get me wrong, I like Elvis but I’m a huge Beatles fan.
2) List 2 movies made you change the way you look at life?
American Beauty and Ghost Dog:The Way Of The Samuri.
3) List 2 books that did the same thing?
The Diary Of Anne Frank and No Logo.
4) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Approaching my 35th birthday. Hopefully making films or writing.
5) If you could be on any reality TV Show, which one would you be on and why??
Big Brother. Just for the experience of being totally incommunicado.
Next was Ken Fitlike who asked the question I was expecting someone to ask:
Question ….. Explain the name ‘Lady Joss’. I’ve been puzzled by it since you changed.
Have you ever played the Porn Star Name Game? There are different versions, but the one I first played was name of first pet/mothers maden name. My first pet was a dog called Lady and my mothers maden name is Joss. Hence, Lady Joss.
And to all of you who thought it was a Joss Whedon reference, what were you thinking?
Third lot of questions were supplied by Corbeau who went a bit crazy:
Favorite Movie of 2002?
Y Tu Mamá También.
Actor that surprised you in 2002 (If any)?
Jimi Mistry (The Guru).
Worst movie of 2002?
I choose the films I see carefully, so I didn’t see any bad films this year.
What is the gross combined weight of the entire LOTR: The Two Towers cast?
I dread to think.
Is there a movie that you’ve watched based on a book that you thought was fantastic but then you read the book and realized it was only mediocre?
Not really.
Favorite Beatles tune?
Within You, Without You.
Favorite Beatle?
John Lennon.
Favorite George Harrison, Ringo Starr, John Lennon, or Paul McCartney “After the Beatles” song?
George: My Sweet Lord
Ringo: never heard any of his solo stuff
John: Jealous Guy
Paul: Live And Let Die.
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Magic.
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because Mother Nature has the copywrite on Snowdrops for the flower.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Violet.
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
That’s just a sick idea.
Will your answer to this question be no?
Maybe.
Next we have questions from Danni:
What do YOU want?
An everlasting bottle of Dr Pepper.
If you could change your real name to something else, what would it be?
Slartibartfast.
If you could have one song abolished from the planet forever, what would it be?
So, so many choices. Can’t choose just one.
Do you believe in capital punishment?
No.
Don’t you wish the Ketchup Song would just f***ing piss off?!!?
Yup.
Next we have Nameless Narrator:
Is it better to Burn out or Fade away?
Fade away.
I agree with the above request for the Lady Joss explanation.
And I have answered.
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
What is in the breifcase in Pulp Fiction?
A minature UFO. And some Scotch.
And of course, for a 10 point essay question, please detail the main signifigance of the Pardoner’s prologue and how it corresponds with his tale?
What are you on about?
And last, but by no means least, we have Polter-Cow:
Name five books you really want to see made into movies (and if you have specific preferences for writer/director/actors, more power to you).
Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley. Peter Jackson should be locked into a room by New Line and not allowed to leave untill he has agreed to direct The Hobbit. The Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter books. The Beach. A better version. The Tesseract.
Have you seen any movies that were better than the book?
I don’t think so.
Where is the bathroom?
Up the stairs, round the corner, along the corridor, down the other set of stairs, across the garden, in the other building, across the hall, down to the basement, back up into the kitchen take a left, a right, another left and it’s 10 doors down. Do you want me to draw a map?
That was fun. So much fun, in fact, that I’ll do it all again for my 800th entry.
Toodlies.
Will
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