(to the tune of If you’re happy and you know it)
If your team can’t beat Kilmarnock, blame the ref
If John Hartson is a diver, blame the ref
If O’Neill jumps up and down
Like a mad, demented clown
It’s because they’re out to get us, blame the ref
If we cannae beat the Rangers, blame the ref
If Rab Douglas is a *****bag, blame the ref
If Bobo can’t mark Moore
And Larsson is so poor
It’s because the world’s against us, blame the ref
If our fans ri-ot at Ajax, blame the plod
If they do the same in Vigo, blame the plod
If they do the same again
When they come home on a plane
We all know the cops are masons, blame the plod
If Neil Lennon is a nutjob, blame the press
If Valgaeren is a robber, blame the press
If Bobby Petta and Mjallby
Get nicked for ‘gieing it laldy’
Then it’s all a proddy plot, so blame the press
Toodlies.
Will
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