Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar. The first one said he was going to p*ss him off bigtime, and he walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder.
“Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a poof”.
“Oh aye really, hmm, didnae ken that”.
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies.
“I told him St. Andrew was a poof and he didn’t seem care!”.
“You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn”, said No.2.
The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the shoulder.
“Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite poof!”.
“Oh, jings, I didnae ken that, thank you.”
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies.
“You’re right. He is totally unshakeable!”
The third Englishman said “No, no, no, I will really p*ss him off, you just watch this”.
So he also walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey Jock I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!”.
“Aye, so yer mates were just sayin”, he answered straightfaced!!!
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