Je m’appelle William Forbes
J’ai 25 ans
J’habite an Middlesbrough dans le nord-est de l’englaterre
Favourite colour: Red
What’s you current mood? Not happy
Are you religious? Agnostic with Zen Buddhist leanings
Name three things you like: Films, music and cross stitch
Name three things you hate: Robbie Williams, Britney Spears and intolerance
Name three people you like: My mum, Eminem and my imaginary friend Billy Bob
Name three people you don’t: Robbie Williams, Britney Spears, George W Bush
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear a previous answer. Did you say you were religious? Agnostic with Zen Buddhist leanings
What do you do for money? Sign on the dole
You go for a job interview. £10’000 a year before tax, three weeks holiday, five days a week 9 – 5. You get offered the job, immediate start, but before you went into the room, a person outside said you’d look great in a ‘glamour’ magazine, and you’re worth around £20’000 for one month’s worth of work. Which offer do you accept? The first one.
You’re fired! Do you get a factory job packing eggs into cartons, 10 hours a day, £5 an hour, or a job at McDonalds, where your supervisor is five years your junior? The first job
A stupid thing that you have done: Cryed in a nightclub. And then in a takeaway shop.
How did you last ‘put your foot in it’ by saying the wrong thing at the wrong time? Arguing with the DSS. Sorry DWP
Would you give money to a street sleeping beggar? No
Would you give money to a street sleeping beggar surrounded by needles and suspicious bits of ‘brown’ tin foil? Hell no
People over the age of 80 should be treated with respect
Name you favourite TV programmes (non-West Wing): Buffy
Richard & Judy or Terry & Gaby- which daytime couple would you invite over for dinner, and then go out for the evening before they arrived, without telling them? Both
BBC or ITV. Whose got the News coverage worth watching? Actually, I prefer C4’s coverage
And your faourite movie(s):Cinema Paradiso, Magnolia, Donnie Darko, Adaptation, The American President, Mr Smith Goes To Washington, Trainspotting, Les Diner Des Cons, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease, Being John Malkovich, any Stanley Kubrick, Boogie Nights, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Good will Hunting, A Few Good Men, (TBC)
Last video/DVD you watched (non-West Wing)? Razer Blade Smile
Atkins or excercise? Neither. “Everytime I think of exercise I lie down untill the feeling goes away”
Jelly Beans or Jelly Babies? Jelly Beans
Other than those, favourite type of sweets: Chocolate
If you could be somebody famous for the day, who would you be? Trent Reznor
If you could meet somebody famous, who would that be? Alive: Paul Thomas Anderson. Dead: John Lennon
And if that somebody famous told you they had a ‘great new investment you should check out and consider’, what would you say/do? Turn it down
If you had to give up doing something for a month, what would it be? Nothing
Your favourite saying/phrase: Fit like?
And your previous fave saying/phrase before everyone else stole it: None
The best thing to do when the alarm clock wakes you up at 7.30 in the morning is…. ? Throw it out the window
Tell the truth here. Have you EVER completed The Times crossword? No
You accidently open the door to a wild pack of Jehovah’s Witnesses. What the Hell do you do? Invite them to the ritual sacrifice.
And then a double glazing salesman calls you on the phone. Is he even worth a ‘hello’? He’s worth winding up.
And THEN, an elderly neighbour calls round to ask if you could turn your music down because it’s drowning out her Guns ‘n’ Roses LP. So you tell her ….? To turn her music up. I lve Guns ‘n’ Roses
And finally, what question would you add to this survey (and the next person has to answer it)?
If you were told you could listen to one song and then you would go deaf, which song would you chose?
Yoinked from The UK West Wing Forum
Will
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