Went to free music festival thingy yesterday.
Should explain. Due to frustration of being burgled 3 times, I am back in Aberdeen for a holiday.
So. Back to gig.
Muscles are all ouchy in the groinal area. Danced the Time Warp while right on front of the stage. Probably scared a few folk when my ugly mug appeared on big screens.
Bumped into my ex, Karen. (To refresh your memories go here, here, here and here.) She thinks she owes me an apology.
YOU THINK?
And today I talked to Angie on MSN messenger. (If you want to do the same it’s [email protected])
Random part of the conversation:
Bloody job center! says:
You do have a thing about yaks
[email protected] says:
I really do.
Bloody job center! says:
Mind you, yaks is a funny word
[email protected] says:
Hee hee
[email protected] says:
Apparently to some people “yakking” is vomiting
[email protected] says:
I find that offensive to the noble yak
Bloody job center! says:
Yeah!
Bloody job center! says:
Lets start a campaign!
[email protected] says:
Ooh. Okay!
Bloody job center! says:
*puts on his crusading hat*
[email protected] says:
*grins at you*
[email protected] says:
Oh! What a coincidence!
[email protected] says:
I have a crusading pair of trousers!
Bloody job center! says:
ROTFLMAO
[email protected] says:
Hee hee.
[email protected] says:
I had to turn Nelly down.
[email protected] says:
He was starting to bug me.
Bloody job center! says:
You still playing that game?
[email protected] says:
*hangs head in shame*
[email protected] says:
Yes.
[email protected] says:
I want to see the naked lady.
Bloody job center! says:
I wouldn’t mind seeing a naked lady
[email protected] says:
Hee hee.
[email protected] says:
It’s weird
[email protected] says:
I’m on the freaking internet
[email protected] says:
Thousands of naked girls ready to look at
[email protected] says:
And I’m playing this stupid game
[email protected] says:
As if she’s the only naked lady I’ll ever get to see
Bloody job center! says:
All you have to do is strip and look in the mirror
[email protected] says:
Ohhhhhhh yeah!
[email protected] says:
Meh. Boring.
[email protected] says:
SEEN IT.
Bloody job center! says:
*random hug*
[email protected] says:
Aww.
[email protected] says:
*random hug back*
[email protected] says:
*random wedgie, for fun*
Will
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