In my Harry Potter survey, I got left the following note:
How can I tell if I’m socially inept?
Are you socially inept? The condition of social ineptitude is hard to instantly identify. This sort of realization usually comes after years of rejection, years of trembling fear in the presence of people, years of dealing with feelings of inadequacy. Or you could just check to see if you have a really small penis. It’s usually a pretty good indicator! twat!
The first thing I would like to do is ask if anyone can spot anything in that entry which would lead someone to think that I am calling them socially inept? Anyone? Please? cos I can’t find it.
Next thing I would like to do is what I always do with unsigned hate notes.
Yup. Ladies and gentlemen it is time to remove Mr. Mouse! AKA, Slag Off An Anonymous Note©
(My comments in itallics.)
How can I tell if I’m socially inept?
As you go on to answer your own question I will assume that this one is hypothetical.
Are you socially inept?
Yes I am.
The condition of social ineptitude is hard to instantly identify.
I managed to instantly identify it in me long before I even knew what it was. My god! Perhaps that makes me a socially inept genius!
This sort of realization usually comes after years of rejection, years of trembling fear in the presence of people, years of dealing with feelings of inadequacy.
Yup, yup, and yup. Course I could have told you all this about myself about ten years ago.
Or you could just check to see if you have a really small penis.
And compare it to…?
It’s usually a pretty good indicator!
Of what? That my genitals are small? Why the hell should the size of my penis have anything to do with my self esteem or whether or not I am socially inept? Lets see, I was bullied from age about ten till just before my 16th birthday, but the reason I’m socially inept is because of the size of my lunchbox. Great reasoning there. Next you’ll be telling me that the sun is purple and the sea is a lovely tartan colour.
twat!
I see. I’ve made the usual mistake again. I assumed that this was an unsigned note. My apologies.
My god, that was fun.
Will
Update: can you believe it’s been nearly a year since I last had to do this?
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