Lyrics quiz thingy. in OD

If you know which song the lyrics are from, leave a note. Each one will be struck through once they have been guessed.

(1)We know you are soft cause we’ve all seen you dancing
We know you are hard cause we all saw you drinking from noon until noon again

(2)Up the elevator of your future I’ve been shafted
On the calendar of your events I’m last week *Sprog* got that it was Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart by Johnny Cash. But she’s wrong about it being ridiculous.

(3)All are there forever falling
Falling lovely and amazing Design Slave got this one. It’s As I sat Sadly by her Side by Nick Cave and the bad seeds.

(4)help me
I’ve got no soul to sell Design Slave also guessed correctly that it is Closer by Nine Inch Nails

(5)Legs bend, stockinged I am twiggy
And I don’t mind the horror that surrounds me SoLongScarecrow correctly said that this is the amazing 4st 7lb by the Manic Street Preachers

(6)You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face Trek guessed correctly that this is from California Uber Allies by The Dead Kennedies.

(7)And Mr. H will demonstrate
Ten summersets he’ll undertake on solid ground Kymm got this one. It was indeed Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite by The Beatles.

(8)With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar It is, as *Sprog* said, Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie.

(9)You are coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying Design Slave correctly surmised that this is, indeed, Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

(10)I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run Kymms second contribution. I Fought The Law by The Clash.

(11)Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and a trunk *Sprog* once more. The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals.

(12)You’ve been the only thing that’s right
In all I’ve done And once again, ladies and genlemen, it’s *Sprog*. This time correctly saying Run by Snow Patrol.

(13)The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming! This is The Immirgant song by Led Zepplin. Congrats to Ken Fitlike.

(14)i was feeling inscure
you might not love me anymore LizFire got this one. It’s John Lennon with Jealous Guy.

(15)they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown And finally, LizFire got this one too. The fantastic Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America.

Incidentally, in two entries time, it is my 900th entry. So, as per tradition, any questions?

Will