You think you know me… in OD

In lieu of a proper update, I’m pinching this idea from a favourite. I’m going to list 15 facts about me. Except 3 will be false, fake, made up, things that make me a lieing liar who lies.

Guess in the notes. Answers on Monday.

1) On my right shoulder, I have the Chinese for Serenity as a tattoo.

2) Amongst my all time favourite films are Godfather 1 and 2, The Dark Knight, Grease and Demolition Cop.

3) When I was a baby, I had to get skin grafts. The surgeon who did said grafts then gave plastic surgery to victims from Chernobyl.

4) I used to have to wear an eye patch over one eye for at least one hour a day.

5) I have broken precisely 5 bones in my lifetime, none of these required me to wear a cast.

6) Names I have been called (non-insulting, non-swearing list): Virgil, Farmer Broon, Jesus, Silent Bob, Russell Brand, Batman, Blade Trinity.

7) The real reason I don’t shave is because I can’t be bothered with it in the morning.

8) I actually know how many people someone has to kill to be classed by the FBI as a serial killer, as well as the difference between a serial killer, spree killer and mass murderer.

9) I like all kinds of music but it surprises people to discover I am a fan of hip hop and rap.

10) The worst job I ever held was in a cinema, the best in a call centre.

11) The one thing that’ll put me off buying a book (apart from the words Dan Brown or Stephanie Mayer) is when the publishers don’t let you know what the book is about.

12) I also have a habit of going into bookshops and putting books from a particuar series in chronological order.

13) I also have to use cutlery with handles made out of the same material. Anything else makes me uncomfortable.

14) I won money on the Grand National as a kid and was forced to share my winnings with my siblings.

15) I think the last time I paid to see a film in the cinema was The Social Network, but I’m not too sure.

Have fun kids!

Will