You’re a little late, I’m already shorn in OD

  • Aug. 4, 2019, 5:44 p.m.
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So, yeah, got the hair cut.  The recent heatwave just reminded me it needed done.

FSM I wish I could grow long hair, but it defies gravity.

The shades are because I realised I hadn’t shown them to you.

So, I’m trying to decide what to get my mum for her birthday.  Normally, I’d just get as book, but I’m on a kick this year where I’m not going to resort to my backup of getting everyone a book.

I have thought about geeing her a backflow incense burner, because I think she might like it, but I’m not sure if she’ll be offended that I think the house smells (it doesn’t) and I’m not going to be there on her actual birthday, so I’ll have to explain how it works over the phone.

And that’s about it from me, it’s not like I got a new tattoo or anything.

Oh, wait, I did do that, didn’t I?

My Frank Turner tattoo.  By far the biggest I ever got.  I did fuck up one of the numbers.  Whenever anyone says about getting a tattoo with writing, I always say to triple check it’s right.  I’m letting the mistake stand as proof that one should practise that which one preaches…

Will


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