Resolved in Magical Realism

  • Jan. 13, 2026, 5:14 a.m.
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I haven’t been great with achieving my goals the past few years, but that never stops me.

So here are my resolutions for 2026, including one joke resolution - guess which one:

  • Use up my remaining 2 sessions for red light steam room, facial, hair treatment and blowdry at my place that is now just a 7 minute walk from our new apartment! (I have been coming there since even before I moved to Sydney - I love it.)
  • Find something suitably epic to celebrate A’s upcoming milestone birthday.
  • Try a lymphatic drainage massage
  • Try a Japanese head spa session
  • Incorporate more low-impact fitness and more consistent weightlifting into my life
  • Eat more protein
  • Eat more vegetables
  • Complete a Hard 75 (maybe 100 depending on timing)
  • Get all my paperwork in order to apply for citizenship as soon as we’re eligible on our fourth anniversary of entry into Australia
  • Walk in the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island, NYC
  • Complete 3 additional solo circumnavigation swims of Manhattan Island (and maybe one in mermaid tail/monofin?)
  • Have a boat and/or island named after me
  • Watch all the James Bond movies
  • Swim with orcas
  • Read the two books published in 2025 with chapters about me. I read 90 books last year and have not done this, I think I have a mental block about it or something.
  • Have a glitter photoshoot
  • Have an underwater photoshoot

Last updated January 13, 2026


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