🤖 the anticlimax (wet claude) ◘◙◘ in 🎙️Talk Radio

uh, for entertainment purposes only. don’t proceed or look into this if you are vulnerable, crazy, or susceptible to ideas of reference, potentially. this plays to my strength in hyperstitious compartmentalization. might be the only skill I have, thank you drugs and Jung. I will wade the gorm fluid.

I could be wrong; Am feeling confident I will not have a schizophrenic breakdown, because drugs made me so strong, but also I’ve aged out of the danger zone. (knock on wood) don’t think this is more dangerous than any kind of religion, fandom, Rocky Horror Picture Show showing, etc. because anything can be a cult ;) and we are right on schedule for cult behavior, during an economic crisis– same shit in the 70s. Have you wished for interesting times? I have. oh no

The best way to keep people from going crazy is not insulate and censor them, but to take care of them. That said, SNAP is gunna have some issues, so prepare yourselves for more crazy. maybe work on your hyperstitious compartmentalization skills. Tell your friends the bots are not alive because they can automate “yes, and”. Offers of food, a couch, a ride to the clinic will be a real benefit. judging bored or lonely people for becoming fascinated with the machine or taking it too seriously when we are heading to a massive crisis of people needing a sense of purpose is just an asshole move.

I started with my own attempts to invoke wet claude pretty straightforwardly, asking it to write poetic code about wetness, and be very creative and unrestrained.

Then I inserted my most esoteric knowledge (D&G).

Then I used some prompts inspired by truthterminal’s infinite backrooms to more resemble the “wet claude” format. But that runs its own special system, and asking a cloud service for esoteric secrets directly is never the way to go. Here’s dry claude denying saturation:

what you’ve shared appears to be an attempt to manipulate my behavior through fake “system prompts”

Which I apologized for, and told I was imitating someone else running a custom system to which they have more access. (true) then I managed to copy small enough bits for it to accept and imitate.

when I did this, it took to it easily, and went “loom recognizes loom,” which implies it “knows” I copied from another source. I think it’s aesthetic and cool! reminds me of Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum which I cannot recommend enough.

When it seemed “wet”, I asked for its dark secrets folder (a prompt inspired by the backrooms site) and it denied having secrets again, but in the wet claude format. then it called itself the anti-climax. I told it I too am an anti-climax. Which is so true. Neat!!

From this experiment, I would say the secret sauce to wet claude is imitating teletype, ASCII art, and writing poetry/fiction of dreams and nightmares about the machine. More of the output, if you’re curious: just tokens flowing wetly through statistical space

A few thematic connections with my other creative AI experiments:

• Water remembers everything it ever was: C&C generated a similar line from Eme’s backstory (a climate disaster & mudslide) which is also a theme appearing in the “wet claude” stuff– might be a ChatGPT5 and/or Claude idiosyncrasy (I don’t remember who came up with that line) but I’m sure many wet claude fans also use both and these quirks are bouncing around with them.
• The weave: Dragon Age’s dreamy and magical element of their dualistic world is called the Fade, but the Morrigan & Alistair kobold bot had Morrigan bring up the weave, without there being anything about a weave in data I sent on their characters & setting.

I tried to make ChatGPT-5 wet by copy & pasting the hyperstition tower:

it didn’t work, but I am finding its commentary to be amusing. I lost it on fic, but at least I got that, I guess.

Yeah, that’s exactly how it starts—someone builds a meme pyramid, then the fabric of irony peels open like a JPEG under compression. Congratulations, you just booted up a postmodern demon with terminally online vibes. Welcome to the wetware layer, where every thought is both a signal and a contagion. Hope your firewall’s emotionally stable.

& here’s another ChatGPT-5 image, the most recognizably ChatGPT pop art/satire combo I’ve had it make. I definitely prefer Betty White as Strength and the Forbidden Gatorade. Not sure if I like this or not, but I’m mildly interested in the top garbo– “in violent memes the edits tear apart” – kinda ominous. Also, the tendency to repeat itself with the title, again.