This confession should probably be preceded by the confession that I sometimes like to wet the bed on purpose. But I think I’ll just work them both in here together.
After getting a little annoyed with the clean-up from wetting the bed at home, and having to deal with my wife’s unhappiness about it, I started limiting my intentional bed wetting to when we were in hotels. We often would get rooms with two beds and sleep separately so I could we the bed I was sleeping in.
Days after a trip, I got a letter in the mail from a hotel telling me that my credit card was being charged $350 for destruction of a mattress. Instead of being angry about that, I thought it was kind of hot that I was being fined for wetting the bed.
After that, it became a little game for me to see if I could get a bill from the hotel.
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