Me: I’m amused that Andrea has an almost identical haircut as you.
Caffeine: Our haircuts are nothing alike.
Me: Apart from the fact that they’re both short and draw attention to your face in a certain way?
Caffeine: All short haircuts do that.^
Me: I have a short haircut. It doesn’t do that for me.
Caffeine: True.
Me: So let me rephrase. I am amused by the fact that although the two of you have totally non-identical haircuts (apart from being very short), the two completely non-identical haircuts have a totally identical effect. There.
^Elaborated later: “That” is to draw attention to the cheekbones.
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