Got to sing it like The Village People. in The Irresistible Urge to Write

For some reason I’ve suddenly been humming this all day.
(context and explanation here)

Auntie, why’re you lookin’ at me

I said Auntie, hey there’s nothing to see

I said Auntie, ‘cause I’m nothing like you

There’s no need to be uppity

Auntie, have you nothing to do

I said Auntie, no wonder you’re blue

You can stand there, and I’m sure you will find

Many ways to get real upset

And I’m gonna be all D G A F

I’m gonna be all D G A F yeah

I have everything in life to enjoy

You can stay in with all your toys

And I’m gonna be all D G A F

I’m gonna be all D G A F yeah

You can stand there and judge, you can call the police

You can cause a breach of the peace.

(You can sing along to this if you want.)