The state of Florida should be re-named in the summer to rain soaked, tourist filled state. it would be more accurate, They should also change laws to where I can just walk around naked everywhere, I would rather have people go blind, than to have to change eleventeen times a day because I am either soaked in rain, or the off chance its sunny, soaked in sweat.
I can bitch about living in paradise when it feels like Satan's ASSHOLE. For those of you saying to yourself. "well if you don't like it move..."
One: Fuck you.
Two: I have made it halfway through summer I am not quitting when it's almost time for the "rub it in your face because its 75 and you are freezing." If I move it will be at the start of summer.
That's not the point, my point is I want to go outside and unicycle with a zebra baby...and I can't because Florida weather hates me. That is all.
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