Tuesday at 0830 I had to be at the Cardiologist's Office for testing. I required fasting. I was lucky in that I was the first and they started on the testing quickly. First thing was to hook me up with a Halter Monitor. They did that first so that I could remove it early the next morning. Actually at 8:47 am the 24 hours would be finished. Next they did a series of ultra sound tests on my legs, chest, and about anything that was movable. The sounds from the machine sounded like a horny whale calling to got a hook up with it's girlfriend. I finished up just a little before 11 am and went back to the Office. That evening I was chatting with a group of four women at the AA Meeting. They spotted the Halter and wanted to know if this was a routine test of prompted by something new. I told they it was for my yearly check up and a response to my A Fib. Then I asked the group is anyone would care to come home with me for an hour of intense sex. Let see what you can cause me to show on the graph. They laughed but the oldest of them, about 60 years of age, said she would do it but only if I returned the favor the next time she was scheduled for an EKG.
HMMNNNNN
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