Saying this here so I don't say it to my friends' faces. in Book 1

I'm a rabidly anti-social, recently divorced 33 year old who is working hard and begrudgingly beginning to accept the fact that I'm going to die alone. So let's make a deal, folks. You don't show me pictures of your kids and, in return, I won't rate them on a scale from 1 to 10.