As Caffeine is looking at this pic intently
Me: What are you doing?
Caffeine: Trying to improve my makeup.
Me: To look better, or to look more like Dante?
Caffeine: More like Dante.
Me: Then shouldn't you be comparing against pictures of Dante?
Caffeine: I know what Dante looks like. pulls up picture There.
Me: That's the picture from the original trailer than everyone hated. The one below is the image in the game.
Caffeine: Huh. Double eyelids.
Me: You mean he has double eyelids?
Caffeine: Yes.
Me: And you don't? What kind of Asian are you?
Caffeine: A normal one! punches AAAARGH. punchpunchpunch
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