There I said it. I hate summer and I hate it with the fiery passions of a thousand satanic cults. Ugh, just look at all the things to hate.
- Heat - it's miserable. It makes you cranky & stinky & sleepy, plus the sun makes you cancery
- Bugs - no real explanation needed
- Fireworks - fucking explosives that are meant to "entertain". If you want to be entertained by fire, go watch Backdraft.
- Barbecues - Eating outside is the worst. Heat, bugs, shitty paper plates.
- Steering Wheel Burns
- Nothing good on television
- Kids who scream and yell all hours of the day and night
There is one thing I like about summer and that is when it ends!
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