How do you tell the people in your life that they annoy the fuck out of you? Trying to explain it to them in a logical and coherent manner doesn't seem to work as well as we'd like.
Simply put, things that I used to ignore and gloss over has been pissing me off recently. So here's my vent list. Truths stated in the undirected path of the internet just to get them off my chest and stop me alienating my friendship group. Normally people put these on face book in the ultimate passive aggressive move. I put them on here because none of my real world friends read this thing, so I can get away with it. Mwahahahahaha.
1) You're a grown up. Stop using that stupid fucking baby voice. It's not cute, it's aggravating.
2) Don't act like you know it all. Even if you did it's of zero value if you can't put it into practical application.
3) I fucking hate people who look for a medical excuse to give up. Don't make shit up and call it a psychological condition. You're just lazy.
4) We're getting on a lot better than we used to but I still know you're a dick. Don't try to convince me you've changed.
5) All the things that were fun about you have bled away. Every so often I see one brief spark before it's extinguished. The sad bit? You're the one who's holding the candle snuffer.
6) Don't come and point out my flaws if you can't take it in return. You're a fucking hypocrite.
Yeah, think that's a good start. Actually feel a little better for writing that down. Still doesn't feel vehement enough though. May do this again.
Till then... ramblerambleramble.
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