Final Fantasy X in Tales of Transhumanism

  • June 7, 2014, 9:28 p.m.
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You know what? I fucked up somewhere along the line. I know that Evrae is a really hard fucking boss, but there's no way in Hell it should be able to defeat me that easily, so I've decided to do something drastic.

I've decided to start a new game. Now, I know what you're going to say. "But, dude! You fucking hate JRPGs!" Well, yes, I do, but FFX was the last one I really enjoyed, and I paid good fucking money for the Vita port, so I'll be damned if I will let some flying dragon cunt dictate terms to me. I've got achievements to earn, by cracky.

So why start a new game? Because I know that I've done something wrong. The game was mostly a breeze up until this point but I've obviously mis-levelled my characters. If I start a new game I can take my time levelling these idiots so that it'll be much harder for Evrae to kill me, and since that flying fuck has 32,000 HP, I'm going to need all the fucking levelling I can get. So... new game. Okay, I could conceivably spend a few hours or so levelling in the airship's "monster area", but the XP yield is fucking abysmal.

Nope, new game it is.

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Okay, fine, I just wanted an excuse to play from the beginning again, you happy now? And it's not that Borderlands 2 is burning me out. It's just... I have a fairly decent number of Vita games at this point and my Trophies list is fairly mundane. Oh, I dunno, whatever. Screw you guys, I'm off to play vidya gaems.


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