At taekwondo training on Sunday:
Anton's a fellow red belt. He is also a kid. So the following is actually representative of what it's like training with him:
Antonwhile I'm pointing out that another classmate's kick is not going to hit anyone unless they're a Dachschund: I can kick to your head level man. Look! *kicks to the back of my head.
Me: hand comes up and slaps it away Dude, seriously--
Anton: kicks harder and faster
Me: Automatically guards with the elbow out.
Crunch.
Anton: AAAAAHHHHH! MY FOOT!
Me: shaking arm out I would say I'm sorry, but I am entirely not sorry.
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