It has been noted that when I take Fenfedrin, my brain's already low latent inhibitions appear to drop to zero. The last time I took it a couple of years ago, I woke up (it also makes you drowsy) shouting Of course Peter Parker's webbing is aerogel!
Last night, Caffeine saw it happen again.
Me: Sleeping Your guard is weak.
Caffeine: from shower Are you talking to yourself again?
Me: still sleeping No, I'm talking to you!
Caffeine: coming out What?
Me: Your guard is weak.
Caffeine: You've never taught me how to guard before.
Me: Yes, that's why I'm teaching you now.
I also apparently said a number of other things, such as I'm going to kill you and illegal eating area, the last of which is particularly worrying because I don't remember if, in the context of my dream, I meant "illegal" the adjective or "Illegal" the noun.

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