I bought a bottle of claret today, because I can, and I felt like it. The lady at the till didn't even ask me for ID. Either I look older than I am, or she thought that no-one pretending to be an adult would buy Disney princess Kinder Eggs in the same transaction. I have never drank more than a couple of sips of wine in my life until now. I am overwhelmingly bored with the effects of alcohol on the whole. I would try something stronger but I don't want to waste money on things that do nothing for me and taste revolting.

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