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Dear Sauron,

The reason you're this emo dark lord in a land where the shadows lie is because you went overboard during renovation.

Stop doing this Mordor concept and go with Morwindo to let some light in before your remaining eye stops working.

Yours sincerely,

Your Wrong Shui consultant.