Inverse Mullet in Day to Day

  • March 27, 2014, 10:57 a.m.
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There was almost a fight on the bus this morning over a cup of coffee. It would appear the bus company enforce a strict no coffee cup rule on their buses. Plastic or metal types of cup with screw-on lids are apparently OK, but they don't like takeaway cups. One gentleman was most upset when he was told he couldn't bring his coffee with him, and a long, drawn-out verbal conflict ensued. I can't say I care much about the rules, but the driver wouldn't go until the man either got off, or threw away his cup, and since the man would do neither, we were forced to remain at the bus stop listening to the shouting, which got tedious pretty quickly. Eventually the other passengers started to join in and the lone coffee crusader backed down.

North Korea has been naughty and provocative again this week by launching a medium range missile. I can't help wondering why the Americans don't suddenly go into North Korea and remove the regime. Surely it all has to kick off soon. It has also been reported that men in North Korea are all now required to have the same haircut as the leader. I suspect these two news items are connected. It seems to me that they are preparing for war and are expecting the enemy to and target the president. But if everyone has the same haircut, they won't be able to find him, cunning!

It's like a inverse mullet isn't it. A mullet is short on top and long round the edges, Kim Jong Un is long on the top and short round the edges.

Look, mullet:

Inverse mullet:

Tonight I am babysitting the boy because mummy is going out with work friends for the evening. I am going to make macaroni cheese because the boy really likes it and mummy doesn't. Don't worry, there will be vegetables with it.


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