From facebook: works well when you get to write the story. in The irresistible urge to rant, riff and ramble

Fanboy logic: given the right circumstances Batman can take down any superhero or villain. Ergo, he is the most awesome hero ever.

My countering troll logic: given the right circumstances I can headshot Bruce Wayne before he knows I'm there. Ergo, I am more awesome than Batman.

I also have a much nicer voice.