Should People Without Cell Phones Be Shot? in General Randomness

Unfortunately, due to my current financial situation, I don’t own a cell phone. Because I don’t own a cell I don’t have texting. I often feel that this is a hindrance in my relationship with others. I have very few people that I would consider real friends. I believe this is due to the fact that I can’t text. All of my “friends” prefer to text to communicate. Sometimes I feel like a burden to people because they have to communicate in less preferable ways in order to talk to me. If what they had to say wasn’t so important I doubt they would go through the bother. I sometimes wonder if my obsoleteness will be tolerated in the future. Or will I outright be shot?