Waiting For Prince Charming in Life After 60

Yeah, I know, but it’s easier to look at things from a different point of view than the, I’m waiting for Cinderella story! At least this way it shakes things up a bit, though the principle is still pretty much the same. I hate waiting
For those who have Hulu you know how long the commercial break is going to be. Some are 5 minutes long. Or if you are a Youtuber after watching about 5 seconds or so, you can hit the skip button. Do they really think the average person is going to watch the rest of the commercial? My point is still…I hate waiting.
When the VHS Movie crazes started there were no commercials to worry with. Until the production companies got smart and started added Previews of upcoming movies. Luckily for me, the fast forward still worked back then. I didn’t buy or rent a movie for the commercials, get me to the movie.
Now you can watch movies all day long for free, if you want to sit through, you guessed it commercials. From what I have seen lately it is obvious that in America, men over 40 spend way too much time thinking about sex, hence the little blue pill for ED, and way too much time drinking, hence another reason for the need of the little blue pill.
The moral of this little story? Men get so bored watching commercials, that their minds naturally turn to sex, but they are too old to do anything about it without the help of a little blue pill that they drink entirely too much. Oh, and Prince Charming? He is lost in the woods and of course, being a male refuses to ask for direction. The good news, you don’t have to get dressed up ladies, the bad news, you shaved your legs for nothing. Now go kiss the frog, who knows, maybe he will turn out to be a close second!

Last updated July 03, 2019