Survey Says in Life After 60

Marriage: A fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore....Let the fun begin.
I am convinced that no matter how long a couple dates you will never know each other until you live together. It’s fun when your dating. You spend a few hours together and go back to your respective homes. You each have other lives and other interests. (Yes, it is sad but true, their world doesn’t revolve around you. And if they say otherwise, they are lying.)
But to live with them, day after day? What were you thinking?
Men find the perfect woman, marry her and hope she doesn’t change. Women find a man that is close to what she wants, marries him and tries to change him into her idea man, (Tom Selleck, seems to be the man of choice.) Okay, let’s be fair. It’s not going to happen and we know it going in but it doesn’t stop us.
On my way to work this morning, I heard an interesting fact. 65% of women find a man more attractive if he plays guitar! Seriously? If that is true why am I still single? I play guitar. Several versions. 6 string acoustic, 6 string electric, and steel guitar. By my reasoning, I should be three times more attractive.
I was adopted once, it didn’t work out......