Thou Shalt Not Lie in Life After 60

Absolutes, they will get you into trouble, eventually. Do these pants make my butt look big? Any guy recognizes a set up for a fight when he sees one. (Do I tell her the truth and risk hurting her feeling or do I lie?”) YOU LIE and rather convincingly! Of course if that pause between the question is too long you are a dead man. But wait a minute, I just broke a commandment. Welcome to Absolutes!
Guys, you have to ask yourself on which hill do you wish to die. Are you willing to take a bullet to the head or throw yourself on a grenade. Sometimes that seems like the only choices. Both which lead to the same end......death
Sometimes you just have to face the facts that not only are women different, but men will never understand them.
..And so, God promised man that good and obedient women would be found in all four corners of the world.

Then God made the Earth round.