Wait. Let me rephrase that.
My hatred for the illusion that you actually ever get anything done in MMORPGs.
I was an EverQuest casualty. I wasted a good couple of years grinding before I figured out trolling was a Hell of a lot more satisfying. My character was called Fansy, and I probably pissed off more people on EverQuest than on any other MMO.Hey, it was the early 2000's, the internet was a different kettle of fish back then.
Anyway, I dropped EverQuest in favour of getting laid and never really looked back, until a number of years ago when I made the mistake of making a World of Warcraft account. The resulting chaos and detrimental effect it had on my health has been meticulously documented elsewhere, so I won't go into it. Suffice to say, I've been off the MMO radar for a little while now and my life has been relatively peaceful.
Thing is, I just got my hands on the FFXI boxset with detailed instructions on how to connect to the best FFXI private server on Earth. Trolling weebs is a piece of piss, but I've never actually wittingly attempted to head into their Holy Shrine and do it on their own doorstep. This is either going to be fucking hilarious or a spectacular fail. Either way, SCREENGRABS FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Watch this space.
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