The great thing about having a piece of shit ancient half-witted bag of crap laptop is that I can't play modern games on it - which means I have a great excuse to go back and finish the games I never finished as a kid.
I will finally beat Grim Fandango. I will finally beat Starcraft and Brood War. I will finally beat Galactic Battlegrounds.
I will make Warcraft 3 my bitch. I will make Diablo beg for mercy - twice. I will finally fucking finish Knights of the Old Republic II.
I will not get a life. Fuck that shit.

EDIT - I fucking LOVE FISH AND CHIPS YOU SLAG.
DOUBLE EDIT - Today is National Slap A Dumb Cunt Day. So watch yourselves, you people are in danger.

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