My one and only survey in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen

What's On Your ...

Must-see TV list: Ehh.... not much. Just recently killed Breaking Bad, now slowly moving onto The Walking Dead.

Bucket list: Don't have one.

Nightstand: Fucking loads of shit, mostly books and computer components.

Fantasy travel itinerary: Vvardenfell. Google it.

Vanity: I don't know what a vanity is.

Last credit card statement: I don't have one.

Coffee table: Two laptops, some empty beer cans, a few plates, a load of books, a couple remotes, a few bank-notes, other assorted crap.

List of charities you support: I agree with most of them. I actively donate to Shelter, a homelessness charity.

Weekly grocery list: Oh, we don't buy by the week, we buy by the day. We're pretty lazy in this household.

Bed: The usual shit.

Feet: Nothing right now.

Netflix queue: Fuck knows. Archer, Star Trek, other assorted sci-fi/cartoon crap.

Computer screensaver: None.

Walls of your favorite room in your house: The walls are ALL covered with shit. Hanging pictures, pictures that my girlfriends grandkids drew, post-its.

Go-to takeout menu: Got an Indian round the corner.

iPhone (Android): I don't use a phone. Fucking things annoy me.

Speed dial: None.

Mind: Stomach's been acting up today. I really fucking despise that twat in charge of Russia. I wish I had a better laptop. I might play Freelancer later.

Ideal dinner party guest list: Ucch, no.

Wish list: A better laptop would be nice.

iTunes playlist (top 5 right now): Cock Sparrer - Working Star Trek Voyager themetune, as covered by Marcos Kleine (

Bookmarks menu: Nothing, I tend to remember the sites I like.

Workout plan: Pfft.