Seriously. That place is a cesspool of hypocrisy and horse-shit. I can't write down my true feelings there. If something is "in", it's "in" - and if my views don't coincide with what's "in" then I get a lot of bullshit.
Examples: Moustaches are FUCKING GAY, there is nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise. Hipsters are FUCKING STUPID and politics are FUCKING STUPID and the misuse and misappropriation of words is FUCKING STUPID, and EVERYONE agrees that "judging" people is BAD, but if you tell them that EVERYONE judges EVERYTHING at ALL TIMES, they fucking FLIP.
Oh, heads up - I can't be bothered to use italics, so I'm using CAPITAL LETTERS. DEAL with it.
Anyway, facebook. What a pile of total goblin cum. I can't believe the shit that website gets up to, and people STILL flock to it like crack-addicted sheeple people. "Like if you hate cancer". What, so because I didn't garner some attention for you by clicking "like" or "share", that means I'm somehow fucking IN CAHOOTS with cancer? Eat a bag of freeze-dried dicks!
The latest issue, the one that had me banging my head against a brick wall as I attempted to deactivate my account, was my use of the word "retarded".
Let me tell you something about the word "retarded".
There's a term called "euphemism treadmill" to describe the fact which suggests that people who try to get everyone to not use the word retarded are actually more retarded than people who are medically diagnosed as retarded. The original terms for retarded were words like "stupid", but it generally changed by a long chain of euphemisms. Even words like "idiot", "imbecile", and "moron" originally were euphemisms. What this boils down to is politically correct attempts to change words around before they become popular as insults. This is the real reason people are mockingly called "special" and "mentally challenged". What the politically handicapped don't realize is that any euphemism will eventually take on the same negative connotation that "retard" did, so their work will never be done.
down syndrome → stupid → slow in the head → idiot → imbecile → moron → retarded → resmarted → mongloid → handicapped → special → mentally challenged → handi-capable → autistic → like Justin Bieber.
The euphemism treadmill also now makes it the case that if you break your leg skiing, you have to be described like you're a retarded person:
lame → crippled → handicapped → disabled → special → physically challenged → handi-capable → differently-abled
By the way, "concentration camp" originally started as a euphemism, too.
My point is this. You fucking halfwits ALWAYS have to have something to be offended by. Me using the word "retard" to describe someone who acts like a fucking idiot is the LEAST of your worries. Twenty years ago it was a perfectly acceptable term - whatever you bleeding-heart cocksucks are comfortable with now will be torn apart by the next generation of bleeding heart cocksucks the second it starts being used as a popular insult.
So leave me the fuck alone, you retards.
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