Yeah, so I just tried logging into my OpenDiary account to find eight years of diary gone. Not mislaid, gone. Turns out OpenDiary has gone on to that great unloved-and-unmaintained-website-graveyard in the sky. I'm pissed off because as a paying customer for the last few years I didn't receive a single fucking email and all my writing has gone. To add further insult to already large amounts of injury, that dogfucker hasn't given me a refund.
To Hell with OpenDiary, anyway. I clearly haven't logged on in over a few months, and the wanksmith in question seems to hate the people who relied on his website to get through their lives with a little less pain, so I'm not so much pissed that I have to start a new diary elsewhere. No. It's just...
... there was a LOT of stuff that I never backed up. Dumbass that I am. I am defeated. I feel like I've been banging my head off the brick wall of life for the last ten years, and now there is no fucking proof. Fucker.
Still, I have my health, just about. And I have a pretty sweet girlfriend. And a Netflix account. So I have to get used to a whole new journal site with a whole new bunch of douchebags that will, undoubtedly, manage to piss me off on a daily basis. So what? Could be far, far worse.
Hello. My name is (for the purposes of this document) Vilos Cohaagen. I'll be your guide for the rest of this journal. I take no responsibility for loss of sanity or life incurred through reading this horse-shit. Don't bitch to me about ANYTHING and we'll get along just fucking dandy, I'm sure. Expect to disagree with most of what I write, and expect me to not give one single fuck whatsoever. I may get political, I may get depressed, I may get angry, I may crack a joke or two, but whatever I do, I do it for me. But be disheartened not! For I'm really an okay guy. Mostly. I just want you to remember that there IS a "back" button, and rather than taking the time to tell me you don't like my attitude, or whatever, you CAN just click on it.
Okay, that said, welcome to my journal. Have fun. I certainly will be.
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