Your thoughts on Sickness made me laugh out loud. Especially when you asked, "Why not just lick my face and save a few steps?". I literally laughed out loud. I agree that people need to just stay home. Corporate America has made us so afraid of being replaced that we're terrified to miss a single minute of work unless we're hospitalized (even then I've had coworkers sign into their work e-mail accounts from their lap top while sitting in a hospital bed. I only wish that I was kidding). I stay home from work when I'm sick. I just work from home via my good ol' trusty laptop. :)