Suffer in Chapter 4 : The Dick Mistake

Urrrrrrrrrrrrrgh…
WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME THAT GETTING OLD WOULD BRING PMS?!?!?!?!??

This is where it might get a bit graphic…

EVERYTHING HURTS!!!
Seriously…
There’s a taste of blood in my mouth making me feel sick.
My boobs asre swollen up and so sore, they are actually throbbing, Exploding Titties.
Maybe they could use Exploding Titties to fight the Taliban?
That would be pretty freaky?
Would that bring about a race of PMSing fenale terrorists?

THE BOOBY BOMBERS.

Sooooo…

The “Pregnant” One has been in contact…
She says that she can’t get ahold of ActionMan…
Which I told her she wouldn’t be able to this week as he’s had 2 Marine funerals, CFT, other training and tonight is the Marine Ball.
She said if she doesn’t see him tomorrow morning then the decisions will be hers, and that decision is that she will have an abortion as she can’t do it on her own.
It’s also her decision that she’ll be on her own,
she’s trying to dictate ActionMans life whilst she’s pregnant, which is impossible as if the military says jump he can’t turn round and say “Um, I can’t I gotta see baby Momma today…”
Just in the same way as I would really like him to be at my graduation but if the Military says no, then it’s a no.
We shall have to wait and see where this little twist leads us.

Last updated January 14, 2018