File under "You can't make this shit up." in General
- Dec. 20, 2017, 8:19 p.m.
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When I watch TV, I always have an index card and a pencil on the coffee table.
Mostly because if I don’t write it down, I will forget. Then it will pop back into my head at 3am two weeks later.
What follows is a list of shit I have actually heard reported on mainstream media.
- Dr. Suess is racist.
- Pumpkin Spice Lattes are racist (apparently a white girl phenomenon, personally I drink my coffee black.)
- The national anthem is racist.
- White girls wearing hoop earrings is racist. I personally like an attractive blonde with long hair wearing hoops. So I guess i;m racist.
- Teaching math bolsters “white privilege.” Whatever the fuck that is.
- Apparently there was a cartoon dark kernel of corn in a commercial for Corn pops pushing a broom. Racist.
- The Rankin/Bass Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is racist and “otherist” whatever the fuck that means.
- Trying too hard to not be racist is racist.
- Knowingly spreading HIV in California is no longer a felony.
But.
- You can go to jail for “misgendering” someone in California. Which means if I walk into the office in a dress with a cup of coffee, spill it, and the boss asks who spilled the coffee and a co-worker says “he did” while pointing at me. I can actually get someone arrested in California.
And no one is allowed to ask why a 6‘3” 250# man is wearing a dress.
- Oh yeah. Did I mention the national anthem is racist?
I had shipmates who came home in a box covered with that flag. Colin Kaperdick can fuck himself.
What the fuck?
(Sorry. I needed to get that index card off my desk.)
Last updated December 20, 2017
Telstar ⋅ December 20, 2017
It seems that the word "racist" has evolved into meaning that someone disagrees with something & no longer has much direct correlation to race at all.
=bernard= ⋅ December 21, 2017
Damn! And here I've got a couple of perfectly good zingers here. Well.........okay.....fine.
Deleted user ⋅ December 24, 2017
And there are tamarind trees on a golf course in Palm Beach that are racist ! We are losing what little sense we had as a society :-(