There are chopsticks in my chocolate milk in Dear coffee

And a bed on the floor in the living room. There are three pillows, crunched together, a few folds of golden wrapped condoms, and a cat curled up on a fuzzy, white, blanket that M’s grandmother gave him when we first moved in.

The new patient questionnaire at my new dentist’s office asked: “What is the reason for your visit today?”
I wrote: “I have teeth.”

I think I found it funnier than they did.

Last updated November 06, 2017