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- June 30, 2017, 5:28 a.m.
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In view of demands by a number of religious groups that science text books explaining the Darwinian Theory of Evolution give equal space to the biblical view that the earth and life were created in six days, it seems only fair to provide space in basic science texts for other equally important contributions to scientific thought by the Christian religion, including the following:
The theory that the sun revolves around the earth.
The body of thought that holds that lunacy is the result of infestation by the devil.
A thorough study of the angel-pinhead problem.
A list of Roman numeral multiplication tables.
A good and clear statement of the Flat Earth theory.
A detailed explanation, preferably with diagrams, of the fascinating mechanisms involved in virgin birth.
Similarly,
It seems equally fair to require that all bibles printed, include a chapter immediately following Genesis, explaining the DNA molecule, Natural Selection, genetic mutation, Paleontology, continental drift, carbon dating, and the Big Bang and solid-state theories of the formation of the Universe.
Regards,
Rick
Last updated June 30, 2017
