Top Gun II in General

(Can’t take credit for this, written by a fellow AOCS alum)

Will Maverick be a pudgy 737 captain at a major airline? Member of an ALPA committee struggling against the corporate structure? Balancing ex-wives and investments? Fighting a potentially grounding medical condition?

Then again, he may be commanding a wing of drones…

I feel the need….the need…to pee..

Take me to bed or lose me forever… Show me the Viagra, honey

It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to introduce you to Scientology..

Talk to me, Grey Goose..

Let’s turn and heart-burn…

Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a wind-check
Negative, Ghost Rider, shut up and land

I’ll have what he’s having. Hemlock, is it?
Ensure..

And if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a Mad Dog full of 69 year old Asian Doctors out of Pun-Tang

No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.

Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to turn off the autopilot and land…tower…wind check please.

That was some of the best flying I’ve seen to date - right up to the part where you turned off the autopilot.

Maverick, it’s not your flying, it’s your attitude… No actually, it’s your flying..
Great hemorrhoids of fire