(Can’t take credit for this, written by a fellow AOCS alum)
Will Maverick be a pudgy 737 captain at a major airline? Member of an ALPA committee struggling against the corporate structure? Balancing ex-wives and investments? Fighting a potentially grounding medical condition?
Then again, he may be commanding a wing of drones…
I feel the need….the need…to pee..
Take me to bed or lose me forever… Show me the Viagra, honey
It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to introduce you to Scientology..
Talk to me, Grey Goose..
Let’s turn and heart-burn…
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a wind-check
Negative, Ghost Rider, shut up and land
I’ll have what he’s having. Hemlock, is it?
Ensure..
And if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a Mad Dog full of 69 year old Asian Doctors out of Pun-Tang
No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to turn off the autopilot and land…tower…wind check please.
That was some of the best flying I’ve seen to date - right up to the part where you turned off the autopilot.
Maverick, it’s not your flying, it’s your attitude… No actually, it’s your flying..
Great hemorrhoids of fire

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