29. in Survey Says

Where were you born?
Almost a plane, but in the hospital instead.

Do you still live there?
Certainly not!

Where would you want to live, ideally?
In a fictional place where I can be away from the insanity of the world, yet connected so that it doesn’t take almost a whole day to get anywhere like it does here. It would be nice if this place had a good farmers market and community events. See: fictional.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Intrusive much? All that needs to be said is that it was over a decade and a half ago. I sure hope sex hasn’t changed much since then XD

Was it good?
Of course it wasn’t good. It was sex for the first time. It was awkward for me and enjoyable for him.

Are you still with that person?
Jiminy Christmas, no I’m not. Why the heck does anybody care?

Have you ever eaten fruit right off the tree/vine/bush?
Of course.

Do you have or wish to have a garden?
I don’t have one now. The place we rent’s yard is 10000% overgrown, and I do not have the time or energy to put into making it nice enough to grow things. If it were our own place that would be different as I would love to have a garden area. I have so many garden ideas saved it isn’t even funny.

Do you like to fly (on airplanes)?
No I prefer to fly from the inside of an airplane.

Do you have any siblings?
Unfortunately.

Do you get along?
So long as we don’t see or speak to each other. Even then it’s sure asking a lot.

Do you own a smartphone?
It’s not really that smart. I have to tell it what to do all the time.

Have you ever sent anyone nudies?
Noope. The most was the one time I had topless pics taken and said person did not delete them before his mother saw them. YAY!

Has anyone ever sent you nudies?
Far too often. Not recently at least.

If you could be with one celebrity of the same sex who would it be (or opposite if gay)?
Why do I gotta be with a celebrity?

Have you ever had a dream about work?
After being hired I had non stop work dreams for about 2 weeks. Now it’s just random, and they’re always weird. Like the rest of my dreams.

Have you ever done something creative you’ve received genuine praise for?
Usually if I receive praise at all it’s for something creative.

Are you submissive or dominant sexually?
I should have renamed this the perv-ey survey

More of a giver or a receiver?
Are we still in sex mode? Because this is getting to be more than just invasive.

Do you have sex regularly?
Good golly. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Have you ever had it unprotected?
Haha nope. Immaculate conception baby!

Have you ever done any drugs? If so what?
Any sort of altering substance hits me extra hard, so I try to stay away from as many of them as possible. The occasional alcohol is about it, and even then I can’t remember the last drink I had.

What possession have you owned the longest?
ALL MY LIMBS AND ORGANS!!

Do you want/have kids?
It’s a little late to not want them.

How many?
Probably just the one. I’m not saying never, but I’m thinking it’s not likely for #2.

What is your opinion about love?
Baby don’t hurt me… don’t hurt me… no more. [head bobs]

What is your opinion about chivalry?
My dad totally embodies it!

What is your opinion about same-sex marriage?
I think it’s ridiculous that people are opposed to it.

Do you cry at movies?
Rarely if ever. Like… I don’t even think I can come up with a handful of movies I have cried at.