I received an Amber Alert on my cell phone. How odd. As soon as I clicked “ok” it disappeared. I guess it came in through the 911 part of the phone. I am not out and about today, so I didn’t really pay attention. Again, how odd. You would think there would be a way to recall the alert. I only remember something about a gray Hyundai with Massachusetts plates.
I am toying with the idea of trying the Ketogenic Diet. Another of the extreme low carb diets that force you into ketosis. Good news is all the steak and bacon I want. The bad news is no pasta or bread or carbs of any kind. Except some vegetables. It’s not a long term thing, but a cyclic thing. 90 days on, 90 days off. If it works I might actually see my abs again before I die.
I was making a shopping list and had previously put a bunch of ingredients for a Greek Chicken Stew on the list. I was about to cross that list off before I realized there was nothing in the recipe that isn’t on the “approved” list. I might have to bust out that Mediterranean Diet cookbook.
Carls Jr Bacon Three Way Burger might be on the list if I took off the bun. And there were any Carls Jrs around.
Genevieve Morton, Emily Sears, Elena Belle. I am “friended” to the first two on Faceplant. Or I am friended to their publicists. When the commercial started playing I joked on Genevieve’s page that she had never eaten a burger in her life. She (or her publicist) said they never actually swallowed a bite of the burger. They had a bucket to spit in between takes.
Fall is closing in. With labor day there will be an exodus of out of staters and we locals will have our roads again. Untill leaf peeping season in October.
Earlier in the year I started watching “The Royals.” I am a big fan of Elizabeth Hurley. Ever since she played the devil in Bedazzled. Okay, truth is I just want to fuck her. But you and I both know that ain’t gonna happen.
Anyway, this little angel plays one of the prince’s girlfriends on that show that I don’t watch anymore because it lost my interest. Even Liz and Merritt couldn’t keep me coming back.
Merritt Patterson might be one of the most attractive human beings who have ever set foot on this planet. Born and raised in Whistler BC. Should I feel guilty perving on her, knowing she was less than one years old when I landed on Whidbey Island?
That is all.
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