How are you still single?! in Safety Net

Easy. I’m overqualified.

Seriously. That is one of the most annoying questions that I get asked entirely too often.

In other news: when is life going to cut me some slack? I mean seriously. If this is the whole, what goes around comes around thing, what the fuck did I do for karma to pick on me so much? Although most of the stuff going on right now us actually happening to other people, it’s still happening to my family and friends and I’m completely powerless to do anything about it. I’m sick of it.