Tough titties in Breaker Breaker

My neighbor came over today to ask if I threw trash in his yard. Now this isn’t my next door neighbors, the ones to the left and right of me are pretty cool no this one lives kitty corner from my house. Supposedly he saw me with a bag from a local eatery the other night (stalker much) and that same bag ended up in his yard or so he says. I laughed in his face, first of all why would I dump my trash in your yard bro, and secondly I opened up my trash bag to show him no the bags right here dude. He apologized then went on to the next house. Dude has serious creepo vibes, I hope he come around creeping one night and my dog eats him. The weather needs to knock off this crazy shit it’s doing and make its mind up yesterday was 80 degrees today it’s 58. It’s still sunny though I’m currently out back with the pooch even though it’s windy as fuck, holy shit there goes the umbrella to my outside table.