Why am I not doing computer entry for work? in Book of Lies.....

How do you manage stress?
Excessive consumption of alcohol. Plot revenge against my enemies while stealing time from work to complete boring as shit surveys.

What is the biggest snowstorm you can remember?
There has been so many as we are in a “lake effect” area that half a foot of snow is a mere inconvenience. I get less made at the dealing with the storm than the city plow who comes by and pushes all the freeking snow back in the driveway after I just shoveled. Dirty bastards....
What summer camps did you go to as a child?
Charles Manson’s Day Camp for Wayward Youth.

In what ways are you a nerd?
I am sitting at a computer writing this asinine shit and ..... what was the question again.

How do you think the world will end?
The world will not end..... . It’s the human race that will implode followed by a regreening and cleansing of that is wonderful....

What is the worst book you ever had to read?
The last person stole my answer. I know it was some literary masterpiece but it was like trying to get wet paint to dry by continuously licking it....

Would you ever want to live in London?
I would like to visit England very very very much....

If you were going to go into business for yourself what would you do?
Production Manager at a hemp farm on the Island of Bali.

What bugs you most about air travel?
Babies.... screaming, puking, crying , babies.... and their parents who somehow have come to the conclusion that their little treasures are a joy to the rest of the world as they fill their diapers and fling snot all over your clothes

Do you believe there are any Ethics left in business?
Yes I believe their is a class that is required all staff members must take prior to stealing every last dime from the middle class who are foolish enough to invest in their companies and pad the wallets of the top 5%ers.

If you had access to a life coach what would you want to work on?
How to quickly get rid of my life coach.

Is there any job you would want to work for 50 years?
Uh that would be a no.....

Would you use pirated software?
Honestly no.....
Would you download pirated music?
It sounds tempting but the stuff is so cheap anyway why rip off the artists....

What in today’s society do you feel should be free but is not?
Um… probably weed.... yup … weed should be free.... for medicinal purposes only of course ;o)

How much privacy would you like?
a lot . I truly believe gov’t is way to intrusive and they waive the flag of public safety but you get on the wrong side of law enforcement and there will be hell to pay.....

What time of the day would you like to be alone, and why?
Early morning.... depends on the situation.... depends on whether I have lured a sweetie into my den of iniquity ;o)

If you are feeling sad, what food or meal would cheer you up?
Chips and salsa

What do you think makes a person good-looking?
when they are looking back at me and smiling

What do you think are the characteristics that make a good parent?
the ones who have no children. they rarely mess up

What do you think are the characteristics that make a good friend.
Ok straight answer… I think a good friend knows when they are needed and when it’s time to give someone some space. I have had some friends who think that always being “right there” is what a good friend does..... it is suffocating no matter how much you care about them.... They need to be able to read you not ask a million fricking questions about how you are.... they are in tune as are you with them… reciprocal.... understanding be there when we need each peeps.